And when they got back Xemnas just turned him into a sleeping ba-Heartless. Leon got so mad he was going to attack Xemnas (because he was a huge Shadow fan) but while he rushed Xemnas, Tifa walked by and she said "Hey! Let's go get pizza!" He forgot all about Xemnas and followed her everywhere she went after they got pizza. She was kinda creeped out that her good friend was stalking her so she hired Cloud as a bodyguard. Leon was so infuriated (because he thought Cloud was her new boyfriend) and he demanded a fight to the death with him! Cloud agreed and they started to fight each other. Tifa couldn't bear to watch and ran back to her house and baked a cake for the winner! Sooooooo Cloud pulled out his buster sword from his pocket and jumped towards Leon saying "Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers!" And smacked him in the face! HAHAHA!!!!!!!!! screamed one of the authors. Leon ran up to him and said "Yo mamma's so fat when she puts on a raincoat people walk by and yell "Taxi!"" And Cloud shot back "Yo mama's so fat. . . . SHE'S FAT!" Leon immediately broke down crying saying "It's true! My mama is fat!" Cloud didn't know this and went over to console him, then attempted to push Leon off a cliff, but Leon grabbed a conveniently placed tree branch and saved himself! Then he swung off of it and kicked Cloud in the face! Cloud yelled, "My face! My poor, beautiful face!!!" And he ran off to Tifa and told on Leon! Tifa kicked his sorry . . . . . . . . butt. Good choice of words :) So when Leon was out of the picture Cloud had won! HOORAY! So Cloud and Tifa ate cake together. And Cloud proposed to her. She said "HECK YES!!" So they invited everyone to their wedding the next morning for the insane party. Leon was going to be the Maid of Honor, but since he was. . . . . . gone, they had to find a sub. Maid of Honor?? O_O So they chose a stick of cheese to replace him. But unfortuanately, Murtagh ate it. . . So Murtagh became the Maid of Honor . . . . O_o. Everyone was so excited that they accidentally zapped Yuki and Demyx back. "Oh, crap" everyone said. They both rushed to Aaya-san's shop to design the wedding dress. "OMIGOSH!!! It should soooooo be pink!!!" Demyx squealed. "Like, no way! It should be lavender!" chimed Yuki! "PINK WITH A LAVENDER VEIL!!!" Demyx yelled. "OMG THAT'S PERFECT!" said Aaya-san! "LETS BUY IT BUY IT!!!" Demyx said almost peeing himself with delight. "OK!!!!" squealed Yuki. When they got back they tried their hardest to get it on Cloud, but he kept trying to kill them. "IT'S FOR TIFA, YOU #!@%$&* S!" he screamed. Yuki wasn't used to being called that and broke down crying. Demyx was, on the other hand, and he yelled at Cloud "How dare you insult a young woman like that!" "Um" stammered Cloud "Don't you mean man?" "Oh. . . ." Demyx said, looking embarrassed. "Yeah. . ." The story's getting weird O_o "WAIT A SECOND, THE WOMAN OF MY DREAMS IS A MAN??????" Demyx yelled. "WHAT?" screamed Yuki, "I'M A MAN??!?!?!?!!?!? NO! I never thought this would happen. . . ." "Oh my gosh." Tifa said wide- eyed. "This is going to be a bad influence on the kids. . ." said Cloud." "Yeah. . . let's sneak the wedding to Hawaii." Tifa whispered. "Good idea." Cloud whispered back. So they all escaped to Hawaii. And Yuki and Demyx were left behind. (Mwahahahaha) "You may now kiss the bride," the dude said and they were about to kiss when a volcano erupted!!!!!!!! But Axel and Zuko controlled the lava and started to talk to it just like Dustfinger O_o. Zuko bent it into the shape of a cat and started petting it. And Axel made his into a flower - a fire breathing flower. Mwhahahahahaha. Then Axel started sing "Oh FLOOOOWWWWWER! My pretty flooooooooowwwwwweeeeerr! I love you sooooo!" Flower, oh flower, I love you, oh flower, flower I love you soooo!!! (In Jessie and Jenna's inchworm theme). And Zuko sang FIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIREFIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! And they decided to move the wedding again because they didn't want the kids to have pyromaniac uncles. They moved it to Becky's house. And decided that Boomer and Ziggy were the ring bearers! They ran around like crazy kitty cats and ate the rings, so they decided to wait for them, since they didn't want to have to buy 2 more rings. So they waited and Xemnas had to pick through the litterbox. Hahahaha